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Prince William and Kate Middleton's nuptials are a daunting prospect, so here are some alternatives for the unpatriotic
All upstanding and right-minded British citizens will, of course, be either camped outside Westminster Abbey, in front of a big screen in a muddy field or, more sensibly, glued to their television sets today.
There are, however, those black sheep among us who would rather get cornered by an irksome uncle at a wedding than watch the majestic nuptials. For those unpatriotic few here are a few ideas for what to do.
Ride the London Eye The dewy-eyed moment where the princess bride says "I will" may be the perfect opportunity to beat the crowds, while getting a pleasing view of the cheering masses, at the London Eye. A spokeswoman said: "I think we may get people wanting to get a great view of Westminister rather than trying to avoid it."
Take in a West End show According to Dan Pearce of uktickets.co.uk there is plenty of availability for shows during the royal bash. "We're expecting a late surge of bookers as the influx of tourists look for more entertainment in the capital after the main event," he said.
Legoland Over-excited children pumped with e-numbers care little for pomp and circumstance. They do care, however, for giant Lego constructions, spinning spiders and pirate training camps. Legoland could be the perfect day for wedding-weary parents with energetic children – if they can only avoid the 10,000-brick full replica of the royal wedding scene.
Knowsley Safari Park A place where exotic creatures are gawked at by awestruck crowds who have paid for the privilege may not seem that different from a royal wedding, but general manager David Ross said the animals remain underwhelmed by all the fuss. "The animals have declared Knowsley a wedding-free zone," he said. Attractions include new lion cubs.
Road trips Always fancied zipping along car-free roads from John O'Groats to Land's End? Been putting off that trip up the M6 to see your mother? Now is the time. The Highways Agency said: "We will be patrolling the nation's highways in the usual manner and will be there to help people whether they are travelling for the royal wedding, going to celebrate with friends or going to the beach. We will be there to deal with any incidents as they occur."
